Friday, November 19, 2010

Captain's Log: Day 2

It would seem the Triple Chocolate Galaxy Bar has foiled my plans to lose 167.8 pounds once again! Blast!

My attempts to cajole a bowel focused parasite into cohorts with me is not coming to fruition as planned. I must step up my plan dramatically. Tomorrow I shall run and not be weary. I shall walk and not get bored. I shall elliptical and not ... stop? The point being I'm going to go heavy on the cardio this next week.

Also, it appears that a trio of small kittens have invaded our house. They must be eradicated!

And for all of you reading this Log at a later date that would cast judgment and scorn upon me for my anti-kitten sentiments, stop it. It’s not nice. Also, these small feline are of the Ethiopian variety which means they are ghastly and a little bit angry. Not a good combination for a creature with very sharp claws and big pointy teeth.

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