10 Things Everyone Should Know

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We are going to be spending some more time together I think. Why, just yesterday I was chatting with a man who was 14 pay grades higher than I and informed him he was going in my blog. Aaaaaand, done.

10 Things You Should Know

1: If it doesn't have a mother, don't lose sleep over it. (Don't sweat the small stuff)

2: Being able to live the sleep deprived life has 5 rules. They are called the "5 Rules of Sleep Deprivation"

3: If you spill straight club soda on you, try putting red wine on it to get it out.

4: Cats that make noise should be dead. The quite ones are cool.

5: If stretching was as sexy as surfing, we would all be as flexible as silly puddy.

6: I'm totally ready to be out of Africa.

7: I watched a dude stab a pig today. It was gross, sad, and weird. Also, a little yummy.

8: I just heard a grown man say that he was peeing blood. He was pummeled by several angry Marines. Note to self, don't let angry Marines catch you.

9: Good leaders don't so much tell you what to do, as much as make you want to do it.

10. I'm done.